Yesterday I was walking down the street, actually kinda running, rushing, trying not to be late ( like I always am) to my 3pm meeting, it was 2:50pm and it normally takes me at least 15 minutes to get to Belleville from where I live by train. Anyways, while inhaling on some fresh Paris-in-the-summer-time air, a passing older ( like late 50s) french man made a comment that was so unexpected ( well to me – apparently it was quite obvious to him what type of person I was) , he said in French and I’m translating here but I’m pretty sure this is what he meant ” Are you even wearing underwear, you Slut?”
Four reasons why i chose to skip on by this fool, instead of later having to explain to the police why this man is KO on the sidewalk.
1. I was completely caught off guard by his grandfather like appearance.
2. I was in a rush
3. It would just take too much to reply ( in french) to a drunk old man.
4. and By the way I was wearing underwear! So at first I just brushed it off as another crazy french man talking to himself – but when i turned around funnily enough he was still looking at me!
so my question to you is: What does a Slut dress like? And does the picture of me below fit that definition? Leave your comments.

me on my terrace.